Hickocalypse


when there is an alarmingly large gathering of hicks and/or rednecks. so many, that it appears as though they are taking over the world.

much like the feared zombie apocalypse, but with hicks/rednecks instead, which is much more frightening.
citizens: “hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband, the hickocalypse is upon us!”

hick/redneck: “yeeeeeehaawwww!” -runs over citizen with truck-

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