hickory smoked minute clinic
(disclaimer): can only be performed when f-cking after a barbecue.
the hickory smoked minute clinic is performed by taking the leftover, uncooked hickory smoked bacon (from the barbecue) and first wrapping it around your d-ck. once this action is completed you may proceed to take your meat covered c-ck and pork your girlfriend for exactly one minute. as soon as you pull out you must take the uncooked bacon and make her eat it exactly how it is.
“yo i just saw redneck sam give that girl a hickory smoked minute clinic behind the grill!”
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