Hidden Salami


when a girl goes down on you and tries to unb-tton your pants, whilst you have a raging b-n-r. the act of unb-ttoning the trousers is a sensual release and an immediate shock, sometimes resulting in your rustic pork tenderloin smashing her in the face. the sound is quite amusing.
dude that b-tch loved it when she found my hidden salami

ohh mate, i bet she swallowed your beef wellington after that!

she loved my steak hitting her face!

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