hide the hamster


1. -n-l s-x

2. practice among gay men where a live (presumably live)
hamster is inserted by one man into the -n-s of another man, using some sort of tube to expand the opening of the r-ct-m in order for the hamster to fit. gerbils may be used as a subst-tute.
1. wanna come over and play hide the hamster?

2. during a game of hide the hamster, bob has his colon
chewed out by the critter.

Read Also:

  • Hiet

    also means sh-t, just pr-nounced differently. (pr-nounced as “hit) slang word for sh-t, can be used safely around adults when you want to swear. taint, grundle, bawlz. eat the hiet, smack the hiet, rub the hiet.

  • nemion

    a lesbian teacher at secondary school who usualy works as a p.e teacher. look out girls theres a nemion in the changing rooms

  • papadump

    papadump is a large, brutal, male created poo. in some cultures before a male takes a poo he shouts ‘papadump’ at the top of his voice. will : papadump, son paul : ballin’.

  • papagnome

    noun- a person who epitomizes the emo mentality and will fake his or her own suicide to get attention. verb- to fake your own suicide and pretend to be your own mother on internet forums in order to get attention and see how people really feel about you. “oh man, that tw-t pulled a papagnome. […]

  • papa dukes

    i have heard this expression before but wonder where it comes from? i’ve heard it in rap lyrics before. i believe it refers to your parents as in, “my old man, i wouldn’t mess with him”. like, don’t mess with ol’ papa dukes. you could sneak out, but papa dukes is gonna catch ya.


Disclaimer: hide the hamster definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.