hidectomy
(hid-ee-ehct-oh-mee)
the diligent process in which you need to remove the hideous from your mind: usually involving some mind trick, pleasant distraction, copious drinking, or combination of all of the above.
omg, when the “beer goggles” came off the morning after, i totally needed a hidectomy- so i went back to the bar for a little 10am happy hour action.
after walking in on my dad and the babysitter doing it doggy style dp with my childhood doll i’m totally going to need a hidectomy.
sue cried out “mental picture go away!” repeatedly as an attempt to induce a hidectomy after she caught a glimpse of her grandmother’s vajayjay
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