Higgins


literally the worst kind of person. someone who thinks they’re a god or royalty and exercises their authority unjustly. this person believes that they’re above everyone else, often causing them to wear fedoras on a regular basis.
he’s insults everyone because he thinks he’s better than they are; what a higgins.
a boss, a person of great importance among a group of people. when this person speaks you listen. royalty, sometimes almost boss-like.
who’s that? oh he’s a higgins he’s a boss. when he speaks we listen.
a celebratory statement. often used by a party in a joyous, surprised, or excited state. other variations include: oh higgins!, oh my higgins!, what the higgins? and higgins higgins higgins!
friend 1: wow that girl has a great -ss. friend 2: ohh higgins!!
getting a hand job while giving a piggy back ride.
the word higgins comes from the combination of hand+piggy

jessica hated walking home from school. so much infact, that she would supply her half of a higgins for transportation

jim liked getting a higgins from sarah because she was light weight, easy to carry, and devoted to supplying a performance worthy of a climax.
higgins is a word used to describe the physically impossible event of a woman recieving penetrating s-x from a man in her ear. the word was invented in maidstone, kent in england and is used by school kids and students.
student 1 – “cor that bird is well fit”

student 2 – “ya, sure she aint”

student 1 – “i’d love to stick it in her ear!”

students 1&2 – “higgins!!!”
subst-tute into a sentence where (gangsta) would go.
“dan porpora is an original higgin.”
“mozzarella sticks are higgin yo.”
the mother of a boy/kid with a hairy belly and a slightly hairy back who loves to much c-ck
yes, yes that terry lady from that neighborhood is a real ann higgins. her son loves munching on c-ck.
the reaction after a religous boy, probably catholic, swears unintentionally.(see:blumpkin)
reese noticed conors out of control higgins after regarding the kitty.

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