Higgs Bozo Effect
the higgs bozo effect is best described as f-ck up distortion field surrounding your friend you know the one where even if he didn’t touch it it still turns to sh-t? this person creates a field of miss-fortune surrounding them which can interact with your attempt to pick up the opposite s-x, win a bet, dodge your ex etc. this effect is named after the higgs bozon see god particle and or peter higgs
look you bro needs to stay home every-time we take him to the bar his higgs bozo effect c-ck blocks us.
dam poor b-st-rd is cursed with a nasty case of the higgs bozo effect.
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