high 15
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similar to the freshman 15, the high 15 is the short amount of time someone gains fifteen pounds from the first few times of getting high. achieved through the munchies.
i am currently suffering from a high 15. i have noticed that i am high (as i type this) and have been eating cake, lays chips, water, tab, pint of chocolate icecream…and it occured to me i might be showing symptoms of the incurable high 15.
earlier when i went to send a text i realized my eyes couldn’t look at the same spot at the same time and my left wrist feels really heavy when i don’t look at the screen and so i do to correct my grammar so you can’t see how high i am. but i actually have much better grammar and punctuation when i’m high because of it. i should also split this up because this is getting long. i also keep getting caught in the mirror for long periods of time. i hope no one thinks this is gay because it’s as if i am just making it up to think high is cool etc and not even smoked but trust me i am buggin out right now. i tried to see if i could see an itch in the mirror earlier. ok then that’s long enough.
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