High Amplitude Sucking


noun. a trait of professors whose coursework is made difficult by presentation or articulation. their subject is not inherently difficult, but may seem that way because of their wording/instructions.

noun. characterized by run-on sentences and wordiness. written in a distracting cadence.
“that cl-ss is high amplitude sucking at its worst. it’s as if her parents beat her every time she spoke directly.”

“h.a.s. ruined my night. that entire chapter could have been summed up in a paragraph. i will never get those 2 hours of my life back.”

“the h.a.s. is strong with this one. gave me an all clear on a rough draft. got a c on the final draft.

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