High as a Goat


to be so high, from smoking marijuana, that you cannot move or speak. commonly used by stoners who are bored with the commom slang. -ssociated with the stillness of a distant mountain goat standing peacefully.
phil “why didnt you come by last night, we had fun.”

eric “dude, i didnt feel like doing anything last night, i was high as a goat.”

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