High-beam Jousting
when two drivers at night on opposite sides of the road refuse to turn off there high beams(or forget to) and see who can last the longest without driving off the road or crashing .
guy1: dude i noticed that your car was dented what happened at the movies last night?
guy2: i was coming home and i was high-beam jousting with some -sshole and i lost.
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