High Five in the Face
noun and verb describing a solid smack by the palm to someone’s nose, eye, cheeks, and lips area, but can rarely include ears if done by a professional or yao ming. this phrase is typically used in a threat that is never executed. reserved for talkers, not walkers.
boss: “no complaints about coming in to work on sat-rday morning, alright people?”
kiss–ss: “oh, never! let’s do brunch.”
boss: “raise your hand in favor.”
johnson: “i’ll give you a hand…a high five in the face.”
boss: “what’s that?”
johnson: “mcm-ffins?”
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