High Five Romeo
after confessing your feelings to a love interest, you neglect the obivious opportunity to make-out and instead offer the other person a five-high.
he told her he liked her. she said the feelings were mutual. she leaned in to kiss him. he put up his hand and gave her a high five and said “cool”. what a f-cking high five romeo.
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