High Fructose Corn Syrup Father
a high-fructose corn syrup father is the politically correct version of a (finger quote) “sugar daddy”. the high-fructose corn syrup father is in many ways superior to that of a sugar daddy. one of the most defining differences is the fact that cane sugar is a more expensive food and beverage additive that can be easily subst-tuted for the less-expensive high-fructose corn syrup food and beverage additive, while retaining the desired effect of sweetening. thus, a high-fructose corn syrup father is more cost-efficient, it produces a higher profit margin.
ugly friend: hey, anna nicole, how come you are hooking up with howard marshall, who is 63 years your senior?
gold-digging prost-tute: cuz i want him to be my high fructose corn syrup father. gargle gargle
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