high-functioning neurotypical
a neurotypical with just enough autistic traits to be tolerable.
these positive traits include:
not needing to make small talk
not playing head games
not playing office politics
prefering function over prettiness
not complaining that you hurt their feelings every five seconds
willingness to discuss things over e-mail rather than phone (bonus points if they prefer this)
in time it is hoped that these neurotypicals might learn to p-ss for aspie.
this website was designed by a really high-functioning neurotypical, you can tell because it actually works.
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- Hilaripenis
a term used for a hilarious p-n-s comment or joke. used like: maddy: “look at that grain holder!” kelsey: “haha that looks like a hilarip-n-s!” blanca: “it does!”
- hildago
(see hillgo) its the same thing but just a different word. shara “wow look at the kid, he looks like such a (hildago)
- Hilmandolar
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- himmeldorf
an adjective that describes a person that eavesdrops on, and then joins a conversation that has nothing to do with them. it is typically used as an insult to that person, to tell them to get the f-ck out of your private conversations. joe: yo dude i totally f-cked your sister last night… dude: sucks […]