High School Hipsters


kids who wear ray ban gl-sses, have scragely beards,have “vintage” ironic t shirts,wear fedoras and ride road bikes/fixies. if you like picking low hanging fruit in the form of winning a debate youl want to have a word with them, or punch them, or both. they are douche bags. they go to chipotle to think theyre gritty by eating faux-mexican food. either they grow out of it, or take it with them to college.there they become trust fund f-gs who go to the record store to walk around for like an hour then drink starbucks and ponder sh-t that really doesnt affect you or me. henry rollins pwned these tools in this vid on youtube.
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