High School Incest
the phenomenon of increasingly rare and awkward instances of hooking up, making out, having s-x, etc. that occurs primarily within small high schools where many of the students have grown together since birth. the reason being is that everyone has a pre-determined judgement of each other as well as viewing their fellow cl-ssmates as pseudo-siblings. to most people, the thought of hooking up with your sibling is a repulsive thought and therefore hooking up with a pseudo-sibling is equally disturbing. however, due to the lack of available mates, the students must commit the act of coitus or become pent up in their s-xual frustration.
example 1:
rodolfo: sup dude, i’m gonna try to hook up with lauren at the kegger.
alex: dude you’ve known her since you were in pre-school, that sh-t ain’t happening.
rodolfo: yeah you’re right. f-ck high school incest!
example 2:
heidi: i think i f-cked tony last night…
serena: you redneck! you committed high school incest!
heidi: not again!
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