Higher Information Systems


commonly believed amongst computer nerds to be an actual subject …

boy .. they were wrong.

so what is an information system?

it is a fancy name for a database, most commonly found in the yellow pages.

fortunetly for the natives of scotland, their examination authority offer qualifications in the subject on a normal and higher level.

one more step towards an education system made up of simple, skivvy subjects.
most people believe that ghosts are examples of higher information systems, thus non existant.

like mi6 and jesus.

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