Highland Pie


the result of a lack of bikini waxing leading to a large out of control ginger bush. found largely in scotland the highland pie ressembles a large ginger pubic affro.
i pulled down that wee l-ssies knickers and that highland pie sprung out in ma face, and i told her theres no way my hagis is goin anywhere near that

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