Highlight reel
phenomenon that occurs when masterbating without visual aids(i.e. p-rn, dirty photos, etc.) but to the thought of familiar girls. a mental run-through of various girls until deciding on a “closer” to get-er-done.
i had a good highlight reel last night but i couldn’t commit on a closer.
the few things you remember after a blackout drunk night.
that hot blonde i made out with made the highlight reel.
a 30 to 45 second mash up of brief clips (flashbacks) from the best parts of the night before, usually a side effect of afterglow
(after 30 seconds of staring into sp-ce)
person a: zoning again man?
person b: yeah, i was just watching the highlight reel from last night. that babe had an excellent rack.
person a: nice. i keep seeing the bar fight from earlier.
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