highly adipose


the most recent pc way of describing an overweight person
doctor: what can i do for you today mrs. jones?
mrs jones: doctor, i’m having more problem with my breathing lately, my feet hurt when i walk, and my ankles are swelling in the afternoons. do you think there’s something wrong with my heart?

later,
mr jones: well, did the doctor figure out what’s going on with you?
mrs jones: he says i’m highly adipose and i would feel better if i lost some weight.
mr jones: how much weight?
mrs jones: about 80 pounds. do you think our insurance would cover liposuction if i said my doctor recommended it?

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