highschoolitis
acute and painful inflammation caused by irritating behavior by ones cl-ssmates particularly in high school.
man, my friends today gave me highschoolitis pretty bad….
a more severe form of senioritis. the symptoms are quite similar, if not identical to that of senioritis, but instead of affecting someone in their senior year, it affects them throughout their entire time in high school. lack of finished -ssignments, not having a backpack, sleeping in cl-ss, forgetting to shave, and sarcastic yet humourous comments are common. afflicted will either be unmotivated but quite intelligent, and manage to pull p-ssing grades out of thin air, or just dont care and end up dropping out.
man i gots the high school-itis, i never do anything
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