Highsturbating
scientifically proven to be the best form of masturbation. highsturbating is simply masturbating while high (under the influence of marijuana), a simple concept but when enacted provides a very satisfying experience.
you “i think im going to smoke up today… and i also think im going to jerkoff too…)
… what appears to be 30 min but is actually 2 min later
that was an awesome highsturbating time
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