Highway Tourette’s
highway tourette’s is an erratic pattern of behaviour exhibited by many drivers, while behind-the-wheel. in severe cases, the behaviour is also exhibited while the person is a p-ssenger.
sufferers of highway tourette’s can easily be spotted. simply look for the following:
1.) loud shouting, including vulgar or violent references.
2.) inappropriate hand-gestures.
3.) the apparent belief that the drivers/p-ssengers in. neighbouring vehicles can hear the sufferer.
bob is driving, joe is his p-ssenger. bob is a sufferer of highway tourette’s. in this scenario, the two are mid-way through a roundabout….
joe: be careful, that other car might pull out in front of you.
bob: so what?! let them!
bob: come on! do it! i dare you!
joe: bob. drive.
anne is driving, jodi is her p-ssenger. in this case, jodi is a sufferer of highway tourette’s. in this scenario, they have narrowly avoided an accident….
jodi: did you see that jerk?!
anne: yes, but we’re fine.
jodi: so what?! that -sshole nearly killed you!
anne: jodi, shut up, i’m driving.
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