hijacking-off
when your teled-ld-nics network connection becomes compromised by an external third party (the telehijacker) and they gain control of your teled-ld-. results in loss of control of a virtual masturbation session.
“honey, you worked me so hard last night with the we-vibe!”
“what are you talking about…? i didn’t even have my phone on me last night…”
“have you updated the security on your phone? have we been hacked…? was that a hijacking-off?!?!”
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