Hiken
hi-ken
adjective
1. a word -ssociated with an individual that lacks skills in fantasy football; generally is found at the bottom of the standings each and every year; tends to know nothing about the game of football and loves sending stupid trades that no one even looks at.
2. a word used to describe someone who has a hard time picking up girls; or someone that still sleeps with his mother at night.
noun
1. a newly discovered std found in some men causing their p-n-s to shrink to an abnormally small size.
friend 1: my whole team under-performed this year, just like they did the last few years. no worries though, next year i’ll win for sure!
friend 2: bro, your team is worse than the charlotte bobcats. you are and always will be the hiken.
a signature hiken trade offer example:
“dude, i’ll give you maurice clarett, tim tebow, and rich eisen for doug martin, rg3, and calvin johnson”
friend 1: dude! did you nail that chick you were talking about last night?!?
friend 2: yeah man…but somethings up with my d-ck. it’s smaller than usual, i didn’t think this was possible 🙁
friend 1: d-mn bro, you probably caught the hiken
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