Hilary Goldstein


the cheif-in-editor of game reviewing company ign.
he is best known for his shrewd, inaccurate review of sega’s recent sonic series game, sonic unleashed.

while playing sonic unleashed, he made numerous mistakes as well as purposely messing up to try and prove invalid points that he stated were defects of the game. because of such events, he gave the game a 4.5 and deamed it as a, “big pile of garbage.”
1. dude did you hear about hilary goldstein? yeah that dude sucks at sonic, he sucks at life!

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