hillbilly haiku
a poem, spoken by hillbillies, that -sounds- something like haiku but doesn’t scan like it. a hillbilly haiku doesn’t fit the 5-7-5 syllable scheme, or even have three lines, because hillbillies can’t count.
this is a hillbilly haiku.
dead dogs
dead, dead dogs.
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