Hillbilly Palm Pilot


(noun) the palm of one’s hand, as used for jotting down notes, lists and/or things to remember.
sarah palin couldn’t remember her core principle’s during a pre-screened and scripted q & a session, so she scribbled them on her hillbilly palm pilot.

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