Hillbilly Parade
(n) a line of broke-down 15-year-old pickup trucks driving 10-under the speed limit, or slower, in the left lane on a divided interstate highway. frequently the pickup behind is mere inches from the pickup in front. you may see the driver (typically male) shouting angrily through his toothless lips.
i couldn’t p-ss for 30 miles when i was driving in kansas, due to the hillbilly parade in the left lane.
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