hillbilly turtle sex
adjective:
1. the act of having turtle s-x, hillbilly style.
2. a s-xual position with the male crouching and the woman laying face down under a coffee table with her waist lifted slightly off the ground, while the man holds a wiffle ball bat used to whack the woman over the head whenever she pops it out from the opposite side of the table.
“man, she was ugly as sh-t but i was fresh out of bags, so we just had hillbilly turtle s-x instead. it’s the best kind of hate s-x, too! it turns out a wiffle ball bat leaves no marks. she won’t admit it after the fact, but i know she liked it.”
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