hilltopper

when you eat a huge meal and take a huge dump that reaches up to your -ss. then you become the hilltopper.
after thanksgiving dinner, i became a hilltopper.
the dumb-ss sitting on the toilet seat in an outdoor pit toilet when the pile of sh-t reaches your bunghole.
hey man, that cr-p was so big i just became the hilltopper.
a group of high school individuals from a small protected bubble of a town called “los alamos” who are centered on themselves and stirring up “drama”. the girls have had s-x with all your friends so don’t feel special when you get laid. half the population is set on getting high all the time and attending parties so they can get drunk and have an excuse to f-ck everyone in the student body. people are flat out p-ss-es, you will never have to “step” to anyone because the only kind of fighting people know are the p-ssive aggressive sh-t talking behind your back and f-cking with your car/house.

the party scene? horrible. everyone “wants” to party but everyone’s too much of a lazy piece of sh-t to set anything up. and when a house is open, the person who’s house it is will keep it a total secret and invite 4 people over. yeah some party. the only way to break this cycle is to find out where it is and crash the f-ck outta that place! we used to have the mountains but now you can call it a big pile of ash so even the spirit of mountain parties is dying. whatever this town is f-cked! go f-ck yourself hilltoppers!
“gosh us hilltoppers are the coolest people in the whole world nothing bad can ever happen to us!”

-leaves los alamos and drives through espanola-
“whatsup b-tches!!!”
-gunshots-

“don’t worry babe i would never cheat on you at the pary tonight”
later….
“i’m hammered!!! the nearest 2 guys come f-ck me!!!”
the next day…
“so how was the party?”
“oh it was boring, i barely even drank…”
a hill topper is a rich b-st-rd that lives on top of the hill. since in most communities the higher the elevation, the more economically advanced the area becomes people on top of the hill are pieces of sn-bby sh-t. hill toppers are not even aware that they are hill toppers because they can seldom think clearly due to their ears ringing in the high alt-tude.
hey look jimmy, way up there in the clouds is a big fat f-cking hilltopper.