Hilmar
a small town of about 4,000 people. has the largest privately- owned cheese factory in the u.s.
where the heck is hilmar?
the demi-god of infinite awesome. his p-n-s is so big getting a b-n-r could cause instant death.
for him. or you.
mystery shrouds his awesome gaming skillz, for n-body ever survives prolonged exposure to his mad nordic brutality.
oh, and he smells great.
wow. hilmar walked in on that guy watching p-rn and he got hospitalized because of a concussion.
look at those girls; all over hilmar.
the word hilmar is most commonly used for two things, to describe a really bad smelling person or a dead tree.
look! we have to cut down that hilmar !
g-d, you smell like some hilmar
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