Hilosian


pr-nounced he-low-see-an

a new religion made up in the usa. not very popular. im trying to get it popular. if youre hilosian then you believe in god but instead, god is chinese and is a woman named ling-ling. if you are hilosian, you dont have to go to church or anything. all you have to do is live your life. hilosian likes you to do what you want to do. good or bad. it’s your life. thats what hilosian is all about. living your life.
hilosians are awesome.

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