hiltonitis


a female with many of the same features as paris hilton, namely a small b-tt, no br–sts, anorexia nervosa, and a penchant for general sl-ttiness.
overheard one day at my local denny’s.
“hey that skinny -ss girl has got a bad case of hiltonitis.”

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