Hiltz Things


actions that are so ridiculous that they have to be seen in order to actually be believed . hiltz things can be summed up as absurd actions done by someone who is just one crazy motherf-cker, they are well outside the realm of natural human thought.
getting a concussion by falling down the stairs, backslapping people obnoxiously loud, screaming at groups of people, making a sperm of your history teacher, and brushing your teeth while ordering at wendy’s are all example of hiltz things

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