hindlick maneuver
a shameless, selfless act by an employee that is designed to kiss the -ss of the boss so that the boss becomes even fuller of himself than he was prior to the maneuver.
suck -ss employee – “hey boss, i have an idea that i think could enhance our profile among inst-tutional investors. by the way, speaking of profile, you look like you’ve really been throwing the weights around. that missoni sweater looks like it was made for you.”
boss – “don’t be silly chaz. anyway it was made for me last week when i was in milan.”
suck -ss employee – “i could tell! are we still on for squash this afternoon? i want revenge after how badly you beat me our last time out.”
boss – “we’re on. by the way, i’m starved. what’s that in your hand?”
suck -ss employee – “ it’s a scone baked by my great aunt. she flew back to england last night and made some before she left. this is the last one. take it, it’s yours.”
bystander – “that disgusting suck -ss just executed the hindlick maneuver.”
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