Hinton

aka “the hinton bear”, “hinhin”.
a mythical bear, enormous in size, thought to scour the city of london. there have been a few cases of people supposedly hearing the hinton’s roar, and even one case mauled – however there have been many disappearances throughout london rumoured to have been caused by the hinton.
omfg – look over there! its the hinton! oh noesss he’s coming our way!
in my opinion, one of the worst towns ever . i mean , some people think it’s great , but then again i don’t . it has a stinky -ss pulp mill that smells like old broccoli and across from that there is fantastic 7-11, harry collinge highschool , and the recreation center .
there’s really nothing to do here , but okay have fun if you like .
even though tourists act like it’s f-cking fantastical when they come here .
tourist 1: hey ! have you went to hinton ? it’s so nice there !
tourist 2: yeah it’s so nice there !
resident 1: . . tourists . .
a small town located 45 minutes east of jasper, alberta. hinton has a pulp mill that smells like old broccoli across the road from the high school, local 7-11, and the rec. center. very boring town unless you’re into outdoorsy things such as quading, sledding, hiking, fishing, camping, etc. very beautiful scenery. now has lots of rigs around it.
let’s take a trip to hinton so we’re closer to the national parks!
a beautiful black goddess who is good at the booty drop, and is typically a husky person.
“yo, check out that s-xy -ss hinton!”
sh-ttest f-ckin town everrrrrrrrr, youll get raped by swamp monsters
hinton – “i once went to hinton… i came back with a side of cow, a crv and the plague”