Hinzington


hinzington is an elaboration of the surname hinz, coined in early 2010 by a renowned hastings scholar, at the time the devoted partner of a miss hinz. the first use of this surname was prefaced by said partner with the adjunct t-tle “lady”, and suffixed in a double-barrelled fashion thus: “lady hinzington-smythe”. having been audaciously plagiarised in early 2011, the surname has most recently been seen in the following format: “royal lady hinzington”, this less impressive attempt at wit, and arguably less well informed usage belies the creator’s original intent, which was one of endearment.
person one: royal lady hinzington………
person two: totally copyrighting this!!!! 🙂
person one: ha ha ha…. 🙂

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