hip flops
a type of sandal that was created from someones impractical fashion sense for footwear that has gone beyond functionality, making it everyone else’s problem that the owner can’t help but complain their feet hurt. typically made of organic/natural materials and a native american design.
“birkenstock came out with their new line of hip flops. they are vegan, non-gmo, and gluten free!”
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