Hip Hopfficer
a local cop who attempts to act “with it” and “hip” by using street slang from 2-3 years ago.
said cop may also try to lure you into a false sense of security so you can admit your wrong-doing by using phrases like “that’s whack” and asking why “you be fronting”. his insistence in using the proper form of the word “fronting” (correctly said as “frontin”) may be a good warning sign that you are faced with the hip hopfficer.
he may occasionally get confused and use slang from his own time by referring to something as “boss” or “gnarly”.
though you may be tempted by his offer to “sit down and rap”, this person is in fact not your “homey”.
“yo dawg, i hate those hip hopfficers thinking they all that! that sh-t is whack yo!”
Read Also:
- hippie car crash
a car/bicycle encounter when the driver of a parked car exits the vehicle only to see a birkenstock wearing burlap bag carrying hippie driving an old 50’s style bike heading toward the open door. the hippie cannot access the bike’s sh-tty brakes due to the wearing of sandals resulting in the hippie swerving to avoid […]
- hippo farmer
one who exclusively screws fat women. 220lbs? i don’t want no anorexic chick!
- Hipstnerd
a more intelligent hipster; one that takes pride in being both nerdy and like a hipster. you love thomas edison, you’re such a f-cking hipstnerd.
- Hisbitch
a girl who goes around hooking up with guys who have no idea who she is. this girl constantly hooks up with guys and everyone knows when she has “are you serious, that’s like the sixth guy this week” “ya, she’s such a hisb-tch”
- historicide
the murder of history; accomplished when a historian leans too far to the postmodernist/relativist or too far to the scientific/objectivist side of the spectrum. gibbon nearly committed historicide back there. thank goodness ranke has sorted us all out.