Hip-Replacement


when a person replaces his/her loser significant other with someone who is more hip in the ways of music, fashion, etc…
“my boyfriend is such a douche canoe, i need a hip-replacement!”

“i heard kelly got a hip-replacement”
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the process of introducing a formerly cool person to a product or idea that attempts to make them cool again. reinventing an individuals public persona through -ssocation or action.
joe just had a hip replacement – he ditched his 20 year old cd walkman for a new ipod.

quentin tarrantino gave john travolta a ‘hip replacement’ with pulp fiction.

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