Hipatitis B
an extremely contagious disease that will turn you into an attention-hungry hipster over the course of two weeks. very widespread in the valley, symptoms include 1000+ facebook friends, careers in frozen yogurt, fixie-riding, and all around hipsterribleness.
hipster 1 “did you hear about ben? he caught a touch of that hipat-tis b.”
hipster 2 “yeah i heard. supposedly he has new jobs at two frozen yogurt places.”
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