hipecostal
a perfectly perfect replacement noun for a penecostal or person of the penecostal movement or faith.
conversation1:
dude, your girl friend just chewed me out about drinking and “smoking”, what the f-ck is up with her?
uh, she was high as sh-t with me yesterday and then downed a bottle of strawberry hill before bed…that doesn’t sound like her?
…aw snap, i forgot, she’s a hipecostal…f-cking c-nt
conversation2:
dude, i met this chick last night…and she sucked my d-ck and f-cked the sh-t outta me within like 30 minutes of knowing my name…(in the bar bathroom)
that’s kinda cool…safe to say she’s not a very “religious, take home to mom” type of gal eh?
h-ll no, she’s penecostal!
penecostal…?…oh, you mean hipecostal! that explains it…i guarantee you aren’t the only one she f-cked and sucked that night…i’d get checked bro!
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