hipphilosamus
a large, verbivorous animal which is able to think underwater for long periods of time
we are aware of the difficulties of proving a negative, such as the statement “there is not a hipphilosamus in my living room, ” and that even if you show us a photograph of your living room with no hipphilosamus in it, and adduce as well a tape recording on which no hipphilosamus tread is discernible, how can we be sure that the photograph has not been retouched, the tape cunningly altered, or that both do not either pre- or postdate the arrival of the hipphilosamus? that large, verbivorous animal which is able to think underwater for long periods of time?
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