Hippie Tits


a rainbow wearing/loving female who insists on wearing shirts that cover only the nipple.
don’t come in here hippie t-ts will get you!
when someone of the female persuasion catches you off-guard with a surprisingly strong set of mammary glands.

most commonly displayed on hippie/bohemian-type women (long dresses, long or unkept hair, abundance of scarves, etc) who are not normally -ssociated with large or well-rounded br–sts. when you see a woman of this description with a great set of cans, it can catch you off guard – (1) because they are great in size, circ-mference, and viewing (cleavage) angles, and (2) because hippie-lady types often don’t wear bras, showing these goods in just about their natural (naked) state.
“your friend looked much better in person than in her pictures, like a cl-ssic case of hippie t-ts, since i got the impression she was too much the athletic or demure type to have great ones”.

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