hippo fist


the camel toe’s big sister. a slightly overweight chick wearing tight spandex pants. you have a sudden urge to shake its hand. or depending on the hottness of the girl you would like to tell her to wear sweatpants next time. or you just wanna punt it across the parking lot. second only to whale fluke.
i was walking down the hallway and was punched in the eye by sarah’s hippo fist!

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