Hippopotomass


noun; used to describe an extremely large b-tt.

hip-po-pot-um–ss

one who was blessed or cursed with a rotund rear, that resembles the girth of the posterior of the amphibious creature hippopotamus.
“h-llo sir, are you aware your wife was blessed with a hippopotom-ss?”

“yes, i married her for that reason alone, a large fine bootious-maximus is highly desirable. thank you for your observation.”

“good day.”

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