Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
the fear of long words
jimmy: antidisestablishmentarianism.
joe: stop it!!!
jimmy: you have a major case of hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
a ridiculously long word describing the phobia of one towards long words. very ironic ah. ha. ha.
hey clark: hey i heard you have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
clark: tom don’t ashdhgsdsfdoiryuier!!!! -mumbles random sh-t being scared out of his underwear-
tom: hehehehe, how do you tell the psychiatrist?
clark: i have hipposdjsdjksdhjjds!!! -mumbles vacuous cr-p in terror-
the fear of long words (i’m not kidding)
george: kaleidoscopical
tom: holy f-ck
george: dude whats your problem your acting like you have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
tom: dude seriously shut the f-ck up
hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia: an, innapropriaitely named, fear of long words.
catherine: you look positively petrified, my good sire. do you possess hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia, by chance?
jimmy: yeah, i have hippopotomonst- f-ck we’re all going to diee!! lock the doors!! lock the dooorrrrs!!
hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia is the fear of long words
– when adding tags i was told to keep the length of the tag under 30 characters
– lol! definithing.com has got hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
the fear of long words.
doctor: gilbert, sorry to announce this but you have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.
gilbert: eeeeek! don’t say that!
the fear of long words.
doctor: i jut finished the lab results.
patient: is it serious?
doctor: yes it is.
patient: do i have cancer?
doctor: no, you have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.
patient: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah -faints-
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