Hippy Critical
when a hippy makes that all-too-common switch to consumer around their mid twenties.
hippy 1 : “man i saw murphy all c-ked up and being a snarky pr-ck last night at a sports bar… and wearing pink shorts.”
hippy 2 : “ya, he’s been really hippy critical lately. f-ckin p-ssy i hate him.”
one who acts deep or insightful, but is doing it purely for the attention.
bro 1 “dude, did you see sara’s tweet last night about finding herself through mediation?”
bro 2 “yeah bro, she is so hippycritical.”
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